Now wipe off that blood and keep dancing.

hausofdeborah: neswasfunohbtwthisisphil: I had low...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:56:40 -0500

neswasfunohbtwthisisphil:

I had low expectations for Last.fm’s top ten.

But this?

ohh we gonna get started on this? haha nah. unless you wanna give an artist than managed to outdo Gaga for 2009 - then it’s on.

If you mean out-do as in draw more attention to herself by being loud, obnoxious, and pseudorebellious, then you have won because no one can take on the world’s biggest attention whore.

However, if you mean out-do as in putting out music that has depth, motion, feeling, and value, then I’m pretty sure there’s a list out there longer than Gaga’s dick that beats her in all those categories. Her music is like Walmart: Cheap, exploitive, hackneyed, and forced upon you in every direction.

Things I've learned from Jersey Shore

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:52:53 -0500

- If there’s house music on, it’s okay to cheat on your bf/gf.

- How to not blow up a house with a Grill.

- You don’t have to start growing up until you’re at least 25.

- Not all Italians are hairy.

First google image result for “Nicole Snooki”. The...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:50:44 -0500

First google image result for “Nicole Snooki”.

The Internet > Real Life.

fuckyeahrangers: Henrik Lundqvist - Best invisible goalie in...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:17:13 -0500

fuckyeahrangers:

Henrik Lundqvist - Best invisible goalie in Hockey.

Hey! Remember this? If you don’t then you didn’t...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:03:06 -0500

Hey! Remember this?

If you don’t then you didn’t follow me last week,

and you’re a dick.

I came across this gem at the bookstore today. Thomas Paine is...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:10:00 -0500

I came across this gem at the bookstore today.

Thomas Paine is my all-time favorite American Icon.

How dare he use Paine’s name to peddle his lies for profit.

Mark my words Beck, there will be Justice.

I had low expectations for Last.fm’s top ten. But this?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:56:37 -0500

I had low expectations for Last.fm’s top ten.

But this?

alliactually: Half the time, I don’t have to look for anything...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:19:44 -0500

alliactually:

Half the time, I don’t have to look for anything to post here. These people pretty much do all the work for me.

That’s right.

My Blog: Better than semi-beards, but not quite as good as tits.

I wouldn’t haven’t any other way.

Dear Newt Gingrich, You’re a short-sighted dickhole and...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:50:53 -0500

Dear Newt Gingrich,

You’re a short-sighted dickhole and you need viagra to fuck because you’re old.

“wahhhh if we commit to climate change WE COULD LOSE MORE JOBS”

Well if we don’t commit to climate change WE COULD LOSE OUR LIVEABLE EARTH.

YOU FUCK | FUCK YOU

FACT:

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:40:41 -0500

All fat people look alike.

Three wishes

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:13:01 -0500

-I want my natural body odor to be “New Book” scented.

-I want my ear drums to have a 7-band Equalizer

-World Peace. JAJAJAJA just kidding.

-The head of Joe Leiberman on a stick.

Miriah Carey's Singing Method

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:13:40 -0500

-Make the loudest, highest pitched noise possible.

-Tits.

-Profit!

Cows did not take Tiger Wood’s fall from grace well.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:28:00 -0500

Cows did not take Tiger Wood’s fall from grace well.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:33:52 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Number Twelve breakup statement for the nonbelievers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:54:35 -0500

Number Twelve breakup statement for the nonbelievers.:

Usher is alive btw. For now.

The Number Twelve Looks Like You just broke up. This is worse...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:37:56 -0500

The Number Twelve Looks Like You just broke up.

This is worse than when Usher died.

"Tonight: A Cock-fighting ring busted in the bay area, after the game."

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:06:00 -0500

““Tonight: A Cock-fighting ring busted in the bay area, after the game.””

- NBC News Tampa. I just completely changed my mind about florida.

This is a list of things Facebook Petitions have changed

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:42:11 -0500

This explains everything.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:53:11 -0500

This explains everything.

Jets vs. Bucs game in Tampa

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:10:23 -0500

-This dude next to me just watched the cheerleaders with binoculars.

-No subtlety at all. Just pervin’ on the girls in the booty shorts.

-More jets fans than bucs fans in their own stadium. Lol.