The Year is 2012.
- You still cannot proclaim “FAIL” in regards to anything ever. No exceptions. (*repeat rule from 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011.)
- Should you still violate this rule, if you put the word “EPIC” anywhere near it, I will smash you to death between two Pontiac Aztecs.
- Nyan cat? You’re uninvited to my wedding. (Brides not exempt.)
- Sad Keanu? Dead friend.
- Oh you think the Hangover is hilarious? I’m locking you in a Walmart with every obese person in Kentucky. Good luck.
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