January 7, 2012
How to be Jay Z: - Rap about how hard it is to be black, and then rap about how many cars you have. - Rap about how hard it is to be black, and then rap about how you used to sell drugs to black people, making it even harder for everyone but yourself.  - Rap about how hard it is to be black, but only use hooks and catch phrases that other rappers have already used. - Rap about how cool it is to be black, but insert Will Ferrell quotes. - Cheat on Beyonce with Kid Rock.

How to be Jay Z:

- Rap about how hard it is to be black, and then rap about how many cars you have.

- Rap about how hard it is to be black, and then rap about how you used to sell drugs to black people, making it even harder for everyone but yourself. 

- Rap about how hard it is to be black, but only use hooks and catch phrases that other rappers have already used.

- Rap about how cool it is to be black, but insert Will Ferrell quotes.

- Cheat on Beyonce with Kid Rock.