December 19, 2011

The perks of being white and wearing streetwear!

- you will spend more money on a shirt than could ever be justified by means of production, thus increasing your swag.
- white people will think you’re a faggot
- black people will think you’re a faggot
- asian people will still walk like they own the sidewalk
- you can walk around all day drinking starbucks and rocking an iphone without worrying that someone will think you a corporate whore for it, because they already will!