January 2012
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I really don't think Margaret Thatcher's middle...
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Anonymous asked: Giants, 49ers, Ravens, or Patriots. who do you think will win it all?
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THAT IS SO FUNNY THAT YOU TOOK AN ARROW TO THE...
TELL ME THE JOKE AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE NOT HEARD IT BEFORE AND WOULD LIKE TO HEAR AGAIN ABOUT HOW YOU USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER BUT THEN MET WITH SOME ARBITRARY FATE INVOLVING AN ARROW LOL
PUP FRESH: MODEST REVIEWS BY PHIL →
pupfresh:
MODEST REVIEWS: Joyful Noise (Todd Graff, 2012)
There is no elegant way to say this: If you think this movie is going to be good, then you are a terrible person and I hope a fire takes you slowly.
Does anyone actually like Queen Latifah at this point? When is the last time you heard anyone, anywhere, say something like “that Queen Latifah is hilarious! She is so zany and quirky and...
You see, it's funny because Pandora radio is...
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The Year is 2012.
- You still cannot proclaim “FAIL” in regards to anything ever. No exceptions. (*repeat rule from 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011.)
- Should you still violate this rule, if you put the word “EPIC” anywhere near it, I will smash you to death between two Pontiac Aztecs.
- Nyan cat? You’re uninvited to my wedding. (Brides not exempt.)
- Sad Keanu? Dead friend.
- Oh you...
neopiacentral:
shout out to garlic bread
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WatchGot bored.
Mixed some stuff off my iphone.
It tends to be really shaky and have shitty motion, but the drawbacks can be drowned out by Deerhunter and reduced size. Enjoy.
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Alternative Weight-loss Ideas
- Amputate least favorite limb
- Trim pubes
- Fill fridge with Nora Jones CDs instead of food
- Jack off to P90X DVDs instead of whatever that creepy dude is doing
- Limit self to 2 whole pizzas a day instead of 2.5
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December 2011
26 posts
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Pride is a motherfucker.
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This is a list of people who think Kanye West is a...
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The perks of being white and wearing streetwear!
- you will spend more money on a shirt than could ever be justified by means of production, thus increasing your swag.
- white people will think you’re a faggot
- black people will think you’re a faggot
- asian people will still walk like they own the sidewalk
- you can walk around all day drinking starbucks and rocking an iphone without worrying that someone will think you a...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Youth Lagoon (8)
WeIrD eYe (4)
Tyler, the Creator (4)
Fred Falke (3)
James Blake (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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More Reasons I'm not Vegan
- I heard it makes you less masculine
- Chickens are douchebags
- Bill O’Rielly said it’s radical fundamentalist terrorism
- Once again: Pizza
- Because someone will take this post seriously and try to “enlighten” me on the error of my ways, and I cannot be a member of another club that’s that self-important because I’m already a blogger.
Hey guys, just so you know, I'm listening to music...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Them Tarts (14)
Real Estate (11)
Radiohead (5)
The Strokes (5)
Glocca Morra (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Pop Pop Pop
Watchin’ (followers) drop
Anonymous asked: You are so right, FUCK WHINY YOUNG PEOPLE, seriously fuck them and their petty little problems.
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Top Ten Albums of the Year:
10. Neon Indian - Era Extraña - He borrowed synths from at least a dozen other groups on this album. Either way, it’s just too damn catchy.
9. Death Grips - Exmilitary - Rap has never been this heavy. I want more and I want it soon, Mr. Ride.
8. M83 - Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming - The only reason this isn’t #2 is personal preference, and that cheesy fucking frog song.
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The Internet [In-ter-net] (noun)
- People overreacting to things
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Guided By Voices (32)
ASAP Rocky (10)
1994! (7)
Real Estate (2)
And So I Watch You From Afar (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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