May 2012
18 posts
WatchCheck out this interview prank that I shot with some awesome dudes from Collegehumor last weekend at the Beacon Theatre!
Memorial Day.
fuckyourcapitalistbullshit:
Never forget those who gave their lives in courage to protect us,
but never forgive the old, rich, greedy, bitter men who duped them into it in the first place.
How to be the Best Blog:
- Add reaction gifs to everything.
- reblog pictures of teenage wisdom written in cursive.
- reblog movie/tv stills with words at the bottom!!!! ! ! !
- Your only original content has to be Instagram pictures of your food.
- Congratulations, you are now 96% of the internet.
I just want to put Lena Dunham's face through a...
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"I blame Obama" - A moron.
TOM GABEL CHANGED GENDERS?
WHOEVER IS THE MOST PUBLICLY EMPATHETIC WINS!
READY… GO.
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April 2012
16 posts
Watchcollegehumor:
Every 7 Seconds: Museum
Hotness is in the eye of the beholder.
This is what i helped do on my birthday last month.
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MODEST REVIEWS: GIRLS
pupfresh:
MODEST REVIEWS by Phil: Girls (Lena Dunham, 2012)
Let’s get my biases out of the way: I am male, 23, will make less than $18,000 this year because I chose arts school, and am the child of two high school graduates.
Lena Dunham is the opposite of me. Lena comes from rich stock, and has had fellow piggybacker Judd Apatow hand her the most bullshit career opportunity any spoiled NYC...
I almost made a friend today, but he wasn't vegan,...
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When I Die, I Hope That:
- Some lawyer gives my dog all my stuff
- TMZ will interview my 4th wife, the worst one, and she’ll make a bunch of cool shit up
but most of all, I hope that:
- Everyone will suddenly act like I had this profound impact on them from an early age that they carry with them “always”, and they will pour this genuine emotion out on every social media outlet in a desperate drive for...
Hi, I'm white, over the age of 40, and I still...
Watchcollegehumor:
Every 7 Seconds: The Job Interview
Streeter is on his way up.
I had a pretty intense music debate with the dude in the suit, which ended in a very rare and respectable stalemate.
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The Five Easiest People to Troll.
- Vegans
- Straight Edgers
- Vegan Straight Edgers
- Religious People
- Sean Penn
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March 2012
26 posts
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MODEST REVIEWS: GAME CHANGE
pupfresh:
MODEST REVIEWS: Game Change (Jay Roach, 2012)
This is the scariest movie I’ve ever seen.
Game Change is the story of Sarah Palin, portrayed flawlessly by the incredible Julianne Moore, a mentally-handicapped mother of five functioning in the only career field that could possibly let a retard skate by unnoticed: Politics.
This film is loaded with great performances by great actors....
Anonymous asked: do you not like the hunger games?
Watchcollegehumor:
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
One of the first things I’ve gotten to work on at Collegehumor.
This shoot was so much fun!
MODEST REVIEWS: 21 JUMP STREET
pupfresh:
MODEST REVIEWS: 21 Jump Street (Phil Lord, Chris Miller, 2012).
It’s hard to get excited about another remake tossed in the pile of remakes, but this movie exceeded my expectations and punished my pessimism with a lot of pleasant surprises.
For example, I was terrified of Skinny Jonah Hill. Fat Jonah Hill has been consistently amazing throughout his career, and thankfully, Skinny...
Things that would make me quit drinking:
- Blacking out, and waking up with the entire Selena Gomez discography on repeat on my Itunes.
- Justin Beiber starts drinking.
- Blacking out, and waking up surrounded by Abercrombie & Fitch clothes
- Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
- Blacking out, and waking up gay-married to Rush Limbaugh.
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MODEST REVIEWS: JERSEY SHORE
pupfresh:
MODEST REVIEWS: Jersey Shore: In Memory of… (SallyAnn Salsano, 2009-2012)
Tonight we say goodbye to a show that, hate it or love it, defined an era of American culture.
Jersey Shore is one of those shows that no one could have possibly predicted the success of. It was what every reality show before it had wanted to, but never could, be. Many of us turned it on that first season...
Anonymous asked: Do you like Refused? What can you say about them? And about their "come back"?
Anonymous asked: You don't shop at Kohl's?! What other options are there? (; Where on earth do you manage to shop?
Anonymous asked: What are your opinions on 50's figures such as Presley, Monroe, Cash, Hepburn, and Dean?
Anonymous asked: so I read your review of the Artist and thought, "oh man I don't want to see that!" and then I watched it. and I though, ".... am I watching the same movie that he reviewed?" because nothing seemed to be accurate haha. maybe you read a synopsis before you saw it? i personally thought the pacing was generally fine, sometimes a little slow.. but you made it seem like the...