January 26, 2012

I really don’t think Margaret Thatcher’s middle name could have been anything besides “Cunt”.

True Life: I’m White and Entitled.

True Life: I’m White and Entitled.

January 24, 2012

Finished shooting a pretty fun video

for the band Cheers Elephant yesterday.

We did a lot of wild rigging work and it’s really

a miracle that no one broke any cameras.

A vote for Ron Paul is a vote for Newt Gingrich. If you don’t agree or understand, then you have no Idea how the electoral system works and no business voting. So don’t.

A vote for Ron Paul

is a vote for Newt Gingrich.

If you don’t agree or understand,

then you have no Idea how the electoral system works

and no business voting. So don’t.

January 21, 2012
Well I guess we’re stuck with each other for a few more years..

Well I guess we’re stuck with each other for a few more years..

I operated on this a few months back in Baltimore. It was surprisingly fun and really cool stuff to watch.

I’m proud to say that I was probably only the 4th worst dancer in the room.

January 20, 2012

Anonymous asked: Giants, 49ers, Ravens, or Patriots. who do you think will win it all?

The Pats D started clicking all of the sudden. With that boost in confidence, I’m sorry to say Tom Brady is going to demolish the Giants in what will be another Super Bowl I couldn’t give two shits about.

However, I would very much like to see the 49ers beat either of those slutty AFC teams, because it’s hard to hate such a good overall group of players.

THAT IS SO FUNNY THAT YOU TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

TELL ME THE JOKE AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE NOT HEARD IT BEFORE AND WOULD LIKE TO HEAR AGAIN ABOUT HOW YOU USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER BUT THEN MET WITH SOME ARBITRARY FATE INVOLVING AN ARROW LOL

January 19, 2012
PUP FRESH: MODEST REVIEWS BY PHIL

pupfresh:

MODEST REVIEWS: Joyful Noise (Todd Graff, 2012)

There is no elegant way to say this: If you think this movie is going to be good, then you are a terrible person and I hope a fire takes you slowly.

Does anyone actually like Queen Latifah at this point? When is the last time you heard anyone, anywhere, say something like “that Queen Latifah is hilarious! She is so zany and quirky and entertaining!”. The answer to that question is never. No one has ever said that. Queen Latifah is not funny, endearing, talented, and helps make this movie a disaster no Italian Cruise-Liner could ever hope to compete with.

This movie is a formulaic, forgettable, and low-stakes tale about a choir competition and a rift between those silly, old-fashioned, racist adults and those wide-eyed, lovestruck teenagers. It’s themes include love, the lord, Dolly Parton’s tits, and melting your brain. This is the WalMart of movies. This movie is literally bad for you.

Don’t fucking see it. 

2/10.

Dear Errbody,

I’m happy to announce that my reviews will be up on Pupfresh!

I’ll try to get them here too for all my attractive female followers who adore my masculinity, ferocity, and sheer physical strength.

(via kittylitter)

January 18, 2012

You see, it’s funny because Pandora radio is fucking awful.